throwers don't worry about ticking. modern bombs don't tick.
baggage handlers. but when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to call the police.
nine time out of ten, it's an electric razor. but, every once in a while .  . it's a dildo. it's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. we use the indefinite aricle: "a dildo." never "your dildo."
yeah, uh huh.  yeah? oh.
i'm terribly sorry.
you know the industry slang for "flight attendant?" "air mattress."