i hate this job.  there's not even a health plan.
good morning, bedrock. this is station b-r-o-k with the morning weather and news.
it will be fair and mild through the weekend, continuing for the next eight hundred years, followed by cooling breezes and a protracted ice age.  those walking fingers have reached the top edge of the covers.  now they pull them down revealing the owner's face.  the face of fred, his eyes at half-mast, his face covered in fashionable "bedrock vice" stubble.
in the news, bedrock civic and business leaders met yesterday to discuss the growing kibble crisis.
ecological activist ralph naderock warned that if new supplies of kibble are not found, our animal- powered civilization itself may be threatened.
in other news, bedrock police report that the xenosaurus has struck again! yes, the fiercesome intruder was sighted in the bedrock hills for the third time this month. outlying shops and residencies report extensive looting and property destruction.
 scientists from b.c. university report that the footprints of the xenosaurus match no known animal.