gump! what's your sole purpose in this army?
godamnit, gump! you're a goddamned genius! that's the most outstanding answer i've ever heard. you must have a godamned i.q. of a hundred and sixty! you are godamned gifted, private gump!
listen up, people.
that is one very intelligent individual! you lock your scuzzy bodies up behind that private and do exactly what he does and you will go far in this man's army!
is that clear?
gump!
why did you put that weapon together so quickly, gump?
jesus christ! this is a new company record. if it wouldn't be a waste of such a damn fine enlisted man, i'd recommended you for o.c.s., private gump. you are gonna be a general some day, gump! now, disassemble your weapon and continue!