wait up, gawd! i had to get supplies for this boring ass night.
you smoke.
"hello -- welcome to this week's edition of the hypocrite of the year award --"
you're not my mother!
then why're we sleeping together?
why?
i'll watch tv.
okay.  mommy.
make me.
and what do i get if i'm sweet?
what?
i want room service!!
oh wow -- if they were really back- to-nature, they'd eat it, like other mammals do.
and some french fries!
i want fries -- you dumb jerks with your stupid fucking ritual!
what?
oh, wow, like i'm bummed out that i can't watch. i'm bored!
don't put me in there by myself. i'll miss you way too much.
please.  if you just lemme.  i'll play dress-up with you, the way you like it.  you know what i mean.  remember?
we can pretend and i'll do it exactly.  the way you want it.  with the egg whites and the kilt.
no!
i'm running away from you!
well, gawd -- i need a candy bar or something -- you haven't fed me all day. i'm getting all shaky. my blood sugar's really low.
what's that used for?
hey -- i wanna be a witch!
i'll carry your bags.