art is a constant struggle. some of you have the will but not the ability. for others, the opposite. i don't wish to be harsh, but only one of you on stage tonight combined the two.
on cue.
this is the answer: a subscription drive to "voice of action!" first prize is a trip to moscow! you could visit the art theatre, maybe even meet stanislavski!
yes, yes, it's all arranged. everyone's collecting subscriptions in your name. and the best part is: the trip returns you to new york.
new york, frances! broadway! this is your chance! you belong on the stage!