as the sun rises on yet another morning, still no end in sight for the standoff between police and the mysterious group known only as the "freddy" cult who seized the abandoned house behind me just thirteen days ago. these cultists -- mostly run- away teenagers -- have managed to keep police at bay for almost two weeks while inside they take mind- altering narcotics in order to communicate with their god -- freddy.
alleged child murderer fred krueger was released on a legal technicality but later burned to death at the hands of a vigilante mob of grieving parents. some years later, a rash of bizarre and unexplainable teen- age deaths began leaving many in the area to wonder.  is freddy really dead?
the cult members have declined to an on-camera interview but did send out a note with a message. the note -- which, by the way, appears to have been written in blood -- reads.  to the parents of springwood -- freddy lives! soon he will come and take one of your children as his virgin bride. then freddy will -beep- and his -beep- upon her -beep- and -beep- and behold, a soulless child shall be born. the vessel for freddy to rise and rule the darkness forever and ever.
i'm standing here with state trooper captain renton murdoch, the man the governor has called in to deal with the cultists because of his past experience with occult-style murderers. in fact, trooper murdoch is the only law enforcement officer ever to survive a one-on-one encounter with notorious camp crystal lake killer -- jason voorhees. you received some pretty nasty injuries in your battle with jason, didn't you, captain?
what about these so called "freddy" cultists? they seem like pretty tough customers. think you'll have any trouble getting them out of there?
captain renton murdoch, ladies and gentlemen. a tough cop.  for tough criminals.