if i did know i would call the police, you know that. i love lizzy. no telling what those freaks will do to her. those freddy cult guys are hard core.
i was in the cult for a week cause my boyfriend at the time.  slasher, he was. but i just liked the music and the clothes.  when they were clean, but not like the violence and stuff. but that was just my "cult" phase.  but i got past that. you know, just like my "gang" phase when i was dating ramon and then before that was my "death rock" phase when i was dating stuart.
militant feminist, man-hating phase, what's it fuckin' to ya?!
jason kicked his ass.
they say he hasn't been the same since.
one thing.  he used to be a democrat. now he votes straight republican.
oh, my god.  he'll kill her.
erwin kelper! he used to be in the freddy cult! i bet he knows where they took lizzy!
who else? erwin is scary smart -- always brought home "a"s -- but he was kinda fucked up, too.  i mean, who isn't really? anyway, he quit the cult a few months back and the cops put him away for his own safety. they say freddy's put a death hex on erwin.
yes, a death hex. you know.  where someone wants you dead!
what she's subtly trying to tell you is that this needs a woman's gentle touch.  butthead.
he's talking about dream dope -- the stuff the cultists shoot up with so they can talk to freddy.
chill, erwin. we're here for some hard data -- not a floppy disk.
i told her you might know where they took her.
the whole cult? yeech!
that's the stupidest shit i ever heard.
but freddy's dead.
come on, meagan.  our five minutes is up. he's giving me the creeps.
how will they ever know? don't be such a pussy!
okay, i will!
i can disguise my voice.  hello, how do you do? my name is jesse. i think i'm a man but i'm actually a wimp.
oh, cool!
whatever.  put 'em on -- they're really cool!
i've got him! wake us up! wake us up!
don't just stand there! wake us up!
shoot him! shoot him!
you didn't help me, you pussy! i could've had him! you gutless.  spinless.  jelly fish!
are you okay?
he killed me, too. but look.
yeah! we could hire somebody to kill freddy -- like a hit man!
sounds like our man!
well, that's okay.  as long as he doesn't chop us all up.
hey, we sisters have to stand together, right? where you lead -- i'll follow. count me in.
i don't think they're open.
i don't think there's anybody here.
we want to see it.
been dug up a few times already, has he?
where have you been? jason was that guy who ran around in a hockey mask, chopping up camp counselors, duh?
she got her head chopped off by one of the girls she was trying to kill!
get back, you nasty-ass bastard! ug! i thought i had seen the last of those when my brother graduated third grade!
well, that means we've all got to stay awake!
i'm staying with you.
how?
hey doc, is there someplace i could get us something to eat?
i'll be right back.  i'm goin' go score us some munchies.
jesus.  get a grip, lady. you'd think a nurse in a hospital would have seen a dead body before.
this is stormie.
just missed 'em.
where'd you get the truck?
and where's that?
what'd you do -- take him for a swim?
i don't know. she's pretty fucked up. god, i don't know why i'm not.
what's that supposed to mean?
is this him?
why'd you put that stupid mask on him?
good idea.
so what do we do now -- sing an ozzy osbourne song backwards or something?
i thought you said you knew how to bring him back to life?
awwww, he won't be needing that.  i mean, what girl would let him put his rotten ol'.
well.  does it really matter? can't you use an aquarium pump or something?
hey! watch that!
just keep your hands above the bra, pizza face.
he's head right for her! do some- thing!
you've got to quit blaming your- self for what happened to jesse.  it wasn't your fault.
i'm not sorry i came.  i don't think jesse would be, either.
so you kick the bucket and jason lives.
just don't stand there! do something!
the cops! who else?!
fine by me! damnit! it's dead!
you're the one who brought him back to life!
well, do something!
oh, some hero!
that's right! she gave you her boyfriend's heart, you know!
i know i would be!
getting something to eat might help. yo, butch!
excuse me, deputy miller but could we have something to eat?
and i thought you pigs only ate donuts.
cow! i hope she chokes on her three combo-burrito cud!
you should be worrying about your- self.  i know i am.
nah.  what are best friends for? afterall, you stuck by me through all my crazy phases, i figure i owe you one big crazy phase, right?
help! help! freddy's here! he's here!
oh, shit! i'm still asleep!
you don't scare me, freddy! thanks to my various phases and many hours of watching violent televison, i have become immune to violence. seen it all and done it all! nothing you do can gross me out -- so why don't you give it your best shot, bitch!
i'm warning you, freddy.  my father is a drill sergeant in the marine corps and he taught me just how to defend myself against slimy bastards like you.