ladies and gentlemen.  welcome to the fight of the century! i'm your ring announcer.  ted bundy!
verrrrrry funny, oswald!
in my left corner, weighing in at only ninety seven pounds.  the nightmare master himself! the one! the only.  freddddddddy kruuuuuuugerrrrrr!!!
and on my right.  weighing in at a whopping four hundred and thir- teen pounds.  that killer of countless teenagers.  the big guy.  jason voorhees!
and the prize tonight.  not one but two -- count 'em -- two virgins.  ripe for the picking.
hey, have one now and save the other for the ride home. that's what i did.
okay, folks.  show's over. every- body can go home now.