there you are dead wrong.
sometimes i only think about kissing women.
i was just wondering if you thought there'd by any other gorgeous women at camp crystal lake. besides yourself.
what about the dope paragraph in mr. christy's letter?
yeah, and it also look like it hasn't seen a coat of paint in six years.
i thought we had two weeks.
looks good.
he neglected to mention this place is called "camp blood" downtown.
some campers drowned. then some counsellors got killed.
late fifties sometime. they never caught the guy who did it either.
did anyone ever tell you you're beautiful when you're angry?
want to see my trick shot? it's even better.
god, but i love that sexy talk.
what do you want to be when you grow up?
girls can't be cowboys.
jack?
doctor. now, if you were a flavor of ice cream, what would you be?
there are sand sharks in this lake and they can eat the bathing suit right off you.
see? i'm getting to you. very slowly.
don't burn that gorgeous body, or i'll scratch your eyes out.
holy shit.
wait, wait! when i was finding these goodies in the shed. i also found this letter which a camper never sent home. listen.
dear mom and dad, camp blood is real fine except for the strange man who flies at night and sucks our counsellor's body.
and, mommy, we really love our counsellor. he says that whenever i'm scared, i can sleep in his bunk with him.
no wonder they lost america. how could you sneak around in the bushes wearing that? what's to eat?
the squaws are revolting!
god, but i love that macho talk! emergency generators! the indian used campfires.
what hath god wrought?
ha! you wily oriental! the phone was "mr. watson, come in here, i need you." "what hath god wrought" was the telegraph.
frankly, scarlet, i don't give a damn!
who played the role of gorgon in star trek?
alice aaaargh! that my i was careless. guaranteed winner!
alice, you're just lucky there are no snakes in the dishwater here.
ta-da!
but it's in the brochure! "camp crystal lake has a full drama program." you just saw it.
hey, look, i'm sorry. i'll never do it again.
i'm sorry.
tell 'em i'm sorry?
i'm gonna go lie down and catch some z's. today wiped me out. thanks, alice.
hello? can i help you?