hi, mrs. watanabe. just kidding.
i hear the crew members are cute guys in their twenties.
i'm sure we'll have no problem getting them to party with us. especially with this.
it's my graduation gift from daddy. it cost over a thousand bucks but it's the best.
more or less. it's part of my college fund.
what are you talking about?
you can't do that.
look, mr. mcculloch, i got in a car accident yesterday and missed our appointment. it's okay, no big deal, just a bruised arm.  . so i brought my project along today. it's in my suitcase. really.
perfectly.
a major prick.
improvise, of course.
is that a muscular bod or what?
he's undefeated, you know that? julius is the only senior i'd even consider doing it with. if he wasn't black, that is.
my stepmom couldn't care less, but daddy would have a shit fit. he might even pay some attention to me.
gorgeous guy at ten o'clock. look sensual.
i think it's time for some recreational activity, girl.
you're joking, right?
the night time is the right time.
what? don't be a lightweight. this is top dollar toot.
you're talking to the prom queen, eva. do you really think i'm going to risk getting caught?
do you realize how many people would kill to be sitting here right now? come on, it's grad night. you've got your whole life to be uptight.
is that unbelievable or what?
jesus, you scared the hell out of us.
no, we haven't. care for a hit?
a real space cadet. i wonder if she'll narc on us.
nobody related to mcculloch can be nice.
oh yeah. ready to party and then some.
nothing.
they're out of town.
relax, i've got mcculloch covered.  but that little narcing bitch niece of his is a different matter. rumor has it she's a teensy bit afraid of the water.
wow, sorry.
it was an accident, i swear.
that was truly excellent.
time to check out the waiters.
but. wait a minute!
some friend you are.
the door's open.
wouldn't you like a glass of champagne first, charles?
i packed it. just for us.
but i haven't even shown you my biology project.
take a closer look, charles. i want to make sure i labeled all my organs correctly.
i don't think so, mr. mcculloch. did you get anything good?
relax, wayne. he won't risk doing a thing. can i have the tape?
that's sweet, wayne. look, i'd love to chat but i'm really pressed for time. let's try to get together later, okey- doke?
thanks for the camerawork.
please. please don't.