the ranger's taking a piss. why don't i just go in there, blow his head off and get outta here.
he signaled the ranger.
when they were talkin', he mouthed the words "help us."
seth, he did it. you were by the beer cooler with your back turned. i was by the magazines, i could see his face. and i saw him mouth:
you believe me don't cha?
i'm not dead, but i'm definitely shot! i told you that bastard said, "help us!"
yeah?
gotcha!
what am i supposed to do, seth? he recognized us.
seth, i'm telling you, the way he looked at us -- you especially -- i knew he knew.
do they have cable?
do they have an x-rated channel?
do they have a waterbed?
how ya think, it hurts like a son-of-a-bitch.
feels good.
hey, when you talk to him, see if you can arrange a better deal than thirty percent.
did you even to try to negotiate?
all i'm saying --
wanna come up here on the bed and watch tv with me?
come on.
is it safe to assume since the law enforcement authorities in the great state of texas are homosexuals of a sick and deviate nature, that they will be too busy fucking each other up the ass to actually catch the gecko brothers? i would say that's a very safe assumption.
shit, i started to get worried. where the fuck ya been?
what'd ya see?
didya look at the border?
they're going to apprehend us in forty-eight hours.
look, fuck the border. let's just dig in and wait for things to cool down.
how do you know?
what?
she's in the other room.
seth, before you open the door, let me explain what happened.
now, seth, before you flip out, let me just explain what happened.
there's nothing wrong with me, brother. that woman tried to escape and i did what i had to do.
wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! once you left, she became a whole different person.
it's not your fault, it's her fault!
what?
seth, if you were me --
yes.
yes, seth, i understand.
hi there, i'm from room 9, my name is don cornelius. no, not the don cornelius from soul train. me and my lady friend need some ice and we don't seem to have an ice bucket. could we possibly borrow yours? i'll bring it right back.
sit down.
good boy.
upsy daisy.
we're having a wet bikini contest, and you just won.
sure.
what?
mexico.
mexicans.
did ya mean what you said back there?
in the room. were you serious, or were you just foolin' around? i'm just bringing it up, 'cause if you really want me to do that for you, i will.
what you said to me in the room.
you asked me if i would --
what?
we'll talk later.
this isn't gonna work.
i just want to go on record as saying this is a bad idea.
they're gonna search the van.
what does that mean?
you just called me a fuckin' nut.
yes, you did. you said as long as i don't act like a fuckin' nut, implying that i've been acting like a fuckin' nut.
you meant that, but you meant the other, too.
fuck those spic pigs! you called me a fuckin' nut, and where i come from, that stops the train on its tracks.
or what?
i'm curious. what was the nuttiest thing i did?
oh, i know, was it possibly when your ass was rotting in jail and i broke it out? yeah, you're right, that was pretty fuckin' nutty. not to mention stupid. but you know what? i can fix that right now.
yeah, i think so. what happened?
i did?
really?
yeah, i guess. i'm just a little fucked up.
what?
we are?
far out. where are my glasses?
oh, fuck, seth, that's my only pair!
what dya mean, don't worry about it. of course i'm gonna worry about it, i can't fuckin' see.
yeah, like a mexican hole-in-the-wall's gonna have my fuckin' prescription.
i gotta say i'm with jacob on this. i been to some fucked up places in my time, but that place is fucked up.
that's what you think?
i'm lookin' scared?
you know what you look like?
you're lookin' green.
where are you right now?
where are you?
no, you're not. you're sippin' margaritas in el ray. but we're not in el ray. we're here -- getting ready to go in there. you're so pleased with yourself about getting into mexico, you think the job's down. it ain't. get back on the clock. that's a fuck-with-you-bar. we hang around there for a coupla hours, in all likelihood, we'll get fucked with. so get your shit together, brother.
it don't look together.
okay, just checkin'.
your shit is forever together!
good job, pops.
fuck 'em, shake it off.
anytime you want a lap dance with that broad, say the word. it's on me, kiddo.
hey, dr. frankenstein, i think you just created a monster.
yeah.
por favor, senorita. would you care to join us?
fuck off, ape man!
how are you?
shoot her! shoot her! get her off!
fucking bitch!
i'm glad you feel that way, seth. i love you, too.
yeah, shut up.