i don't own a tv.
how's it going?
hey --
i know.
i would love to come. that would be amazing.
i don't care where the seats are. i just like to close my eyes and listen to the music at concerts,
good. mark walks out in a bathrobe.
what are you guys talking about?
i just went out with him one night.
he invited me to a taping of his show and we hit it off.
what are you talking about? don't treat me like that.
what planet are you from? the one where everyone is perfect like you, you judgemental fuck?
we are going on a date. i didn't plan it. am i not allowed to do stuff because we're going out on a .date? what the fuck's the matter with you?
he's your roommate. you don't like him?
well, i didn't know that. thanks for the info. i wasn't trying to hurt you. it just happened.
yes, you're right. i'm awful.
what have you been up to? i haven't seen you at the improv.
food's ready.
well, the truth is we had a date, but i went out with mark first and he broke it off.
no.
actually, i have a really skinny vagina, so i'm not really into thick.
my brother's going to freak out that i met davey. did you go to the wilco show?
well at last you didn't lose any money on the deal.
well, attraction is all about smells, pheromones.
you stole his joke?
thanks. the manager walks over.