ay mon, got sometin' fo you mon.
no can do.
you want what i got, mon.
dere are many paths to enlightenment, but you must choose one and stay on it-- or you will surely die in the darkness--
jah love mon, dat's the key, dat's the key.
shit mon sorry oughta pay more attention.
free at last.  you won't be needin' this, then.
wha's that, mon? i didna hear you.
help, help! the mon is crazy!
got something better.
don' worry, mon, it's a world a shit.
so try looking at it through rose- colored glasses.  here.
they all say that at first.