a new video prank by the subversive group humanz caused a nationwide stir today.
all contact between society city and an estimated quarter of a million players was shut down for over three hours while castle techs worked to remove what they described as a "satellite infection".
on a personal note - that shit was fucking freaky.
sounds like fun.
moving on to international headlines.
to recap: initial reports are that kable, the most recognizable face of the slayers phenomenon next to ken castle himself - is officially listed as fragged.
 just one session away from being the first slayer ever to win a full pardon and release.
in a netcast plagued by technical difficulties and dead spots the report could not be confirmed - however kable - born john tillman of albany, new york and convicted of murder just four years ago - has been removed from slayers rosters and upcoming events listings.