you know what i like best about christmas? the surprises.
i'm not saying this is anything it's not. but c'mon. this time yesterday, who'dda thunk it?
don't.
she's been on for fourteen hours.
one of us has to go.
michael landon.
lane staley. alice in chains.
lewis carroll. alice in wonderland.
martha raye.
you can't say malcolm x.
okay, i challenge. give me one dead celebrity that starts with x.
you know that simon's in vegas.
who's todd gaines?
you can't do that, can you? i mean, go around simon.
ronna, you shouldn't do this.
hello! he's a drug dealer.
no. no! you're making me an accessory.
you could.
forty-five minutes. that's like eight o'clock.
yeah, i guess.
i know.
i don't know.
no.
you can't answer that. i mean, it's like.
they'll be here.
what?
breakfast club. i get it.
okay, at the risk of sounding like. you know. me. what are you going to do about getting evicted? you're still short, aren't you?
what? what?
chip. his name is chip. my brother.
i can't believe you are selling allergy medicine.
how much have you made?
mexico.
simon, no one is going to take your shift.
don't.
she's been on for fourteen hours.
gay men are so hot. it's tragic.
i'm meeting people.
hey.
we're twins.
i'll pay you back for breakfast. don't worry. i'm not really that hungry.
have you seen ronna? or mannie?
see, when we go out, we always meet here afterwards in case we get separated.
unless you wanted to eat alone.
what do you have against the family circus?
besides that.
you could just not read it.
do you know what i like about you?
i'm asking. i don't know. it's not your face, because you're only medium cute. i think what it is, is you might be the first non-fake person i've met here.
i'm serious.
ginseng and lotsa caffeine.
you know what i like best about christmas? the surprises. it's like, you get this box, and you're sure you know what's in it. you shake it, you weigh it, and you're totally convinced you have it pegged. no doubt in your mind. but then you open it up, and it's something completely different. bing! wow! bang! surprise! i mean, it's like you and me here.
i'm not saying this is anything it's not. but, c'mon. this time yesterday, who'dda thunk it?
so, what? you're going to kill three * people? * what do you actually want?
you are constantly using us.
mannie is your chauffeur, and i am.  i am some chick you leave sitting in an apartment.
why would i know?
no, i got a ride. his car was still in the parking lot when i left.
mannie! mannie!
no! we made out.
kissed. a little. what?
found `em.
i'll drive.
so, do you have enough money to pay off your rent?