hack the planet!
jolt cola! the soft drink of the elite hacker.
as you can see, this is just a simple microcassette recorder. hook it up to the phone and drop in five bucks in quarters.
and never again have to pay for a service that would be dirt cheap.
remember, hacking is more than just a crime. it's a survival trait!
what do you want?
let's keep her.
see, we're very busy. a tv network that wishes to remain nameless has expressed an interest in our show.
that's it! an electronic army! if i were us, i'd get on the internet, send out a major distress signal.
how are you going to take care of the cops?