hack the planet! jolt cola! the soft drink of the elite hacker. as you can see, this is just a simple microcassette recorder. hook it up to the phone and drop in five bucks in quarters. and never again have to pay for a service that would be dirt cheap. remember, hacking is more than just a crime. it's a survival trait! what do you want? let's keep her. see, we're very busy. a tv network that wishes to remain nameless has expressed an interest in our show. that's it! an electronic army! if i were us, i'd get on the internet, send out a major distress signal. how are you going to take care of the cops?