phreakphreakphreakphreakphreak, dudedudedudedudedudedude.  i gotta.
what? whatwhatwhat?
i need a handle, man. i don't have an identity until i have a handle.
alright. how about the master of disaster, huh?
ultra laser. doctor doom!
anyways, guys, guys, listen, listen to me. i'm in this computer right? so i'm looking around.
what is that, what is that? lemmie see. what are these?
anyway, anyway, guys guys guys, come on. i'm in this computer, right. so i'm looking around, looking around, you know, throwing commands at it, i don't know where it is or what it does or anything. it's like, it's like choice, it's just beautiful, okay. like four hours i'm just messing around in there. finally i figure out, that it's a bank. right, okay wait, okay, so it's a bank. so, this morning, i look in the paper, some cash machine in like bumsville idaho, spits out seven hundred dollars into the middle of the street.
that was me. that was me. i did that.
you guys always think i should know everything, and you never tell me anything. am i right?
love, secret, and uh, sex. but not in that order, necessarily, right?
what, no, nonononono, i didn't touch your fries. i did not touch your fries.
yes! home run, home run. you and me lucy. we're gonna show em baby.
okay, okay, we need proof that we were here. right, uh.
yeah, garbage, okay, give me garbage.
shit! uh yeah.  hold on, mom. hold on one second.
yeah, uh, yeah, okay.
there you go.
what? what? what did i do? what?
lucy!
mom.
uh, my name's joey but, uh, i'm not an addict.
nono, really, really, listen, listen to this. i got in trouble with my computer, right, okay, and my lawyer told the judge that i'm an addict, but i'm not addicted to my computer! no really, really,
i'm not an addict. i'm not, i'm not.
can i get some more coffee?
dude dude dude, i gotta talk to you a minute, listen listen listen. i copied a garbage file from.
nono, it's like hot or something. i don't know.
i copied it from ellingson, okay? they're asking me about it, alright? will you take a look for me?
shit!
what, me?