ahhh! i'm just busting your nuts! she lowers the dolly and hurries over for hugs.
good to see you, you stupid mooks! stu and alan force smiles, no idea who this woman is. vick, on the other hand, steps forward and hugs her tightly.
i brought the rest of your package. carla begins unloading things from the cardboard boxes.
first: two dozen commuter mugs.  she unpacks 24 commuter mugs with alan and chastity's photo emblazoned on them. alan winces, oh god. stu grabs one:
the velvet wall hanging.  she pulls out a six foot air-brushed velvet wall hanging of alan and chastity riding the unicorn together in outer space.
and the big finish: vick and stu do a drumroll on the table, excited.  then carla pulls out a four foot bronze shield with a bas- relief of alan and chastity making out on it. alan just closes his eyes.