how are you, you dumb bastards?! carla, get your fat ass out here! and where is chastity today? they all sit on white plastic chairs. hand to god, i've never seen two people more in love! oh, yeah, you got the entire double camelot package. alan just rubs his temples, oh no. 7 thousand dollars. alan closes his eyes. stu and vick exchange a look, no way! yeah, you didn't want to get it, either, but vick insisted. beat. then alan pounces across the table at vick! a hundred dvds of the ceremony. she lays out the stacks of dvds. vick nods at alan: um. if you know another couple who looks exactly like you guys, and who want two dozen commuter mugs, a wall hanging, and a shield. sure. alan scowls. then his cellphone rings. he angrily answers it without looking at the caller id. well, the double camelot package comes with a five course wedding feast, so i assume you went there. sbarro, over in the fremont mall.