hey, mickey!
mickey! listen, we better go right to ronny's dressing room. this kid must have taken sixteen hundred quaaludes. i don't think he's going to be able to do the show!
we always say the pope!
mickey, i can--
mickey, mickey, listen, listen.
in-in-in-instead of the child molestation sketch, why don't we repeat the cardinal spellman ronald reagan homosexual dance number?
yeah?
ron. ronny, you know you do have to go on in twenty-five minutes.
okay, so here's the new pages.
no, not yet. no.
yeah, really. really.
eh, we'll be down in a minute, okay?
mickey, what's the matter with you? you're all white!
yeah. yeah, yeah. i hear, i hear it.
hello?
uh, yeah, yeah. we're going to be working late tonight. n-no, we'll order out. it's all right. yeah.
you don't have a brain tumor. he didn't say you had a brain tumor.
but not you.
mickey, come on, we got a show to do!
but there's nothing wrong with you.
well, he has to rule out certain things.
i don't know. cancer, i--
but you don't have any symptoms!
two months ago, you thought you had a malignant melanoma.
it was on your shirt!
come on, we've got to make some booking decisions.
eh, you were miserable this morning! we got bad reviews, terrible ratings, the sponsors are furious.
what do you mean you're quitting? why? the news is good! you don't have canc--the thing.
mickey, you're off the hook. you should be celebrating.
yeah. but you're not dying!
you're just realizing this now?
yeah. what?
yes, please.
no.
tch, well, you know, eventually it, it is going to happen to all of us.
i know, i know, and your hamster.
listen, kid, i think you snapped your cap.
maybe you need a few weeks in bermuda, or something. or go to a whorehouse! no?