this is america, dude! learn how to drive! hey look, it's the brother's mcfag! let me guess, the yellow one's the catcher! come on, guys! let's get ourselves some fucking mountain dew! late night math league meeting, homos? extreme kayaking!!! harold, kumar, and the indian cashier immediately turn and look at cole, who is in the kayak-- which is being held up by that was so fucking extreme, man! extreme cashier!!! harold and kumar watch on as cole spins the indian cashier around and around. yeah, that's right, bitch! try fucking with me one more time. just try it! cole jumps up and town gloating and pounding on his chest. thank you, come again! wow, you guys are really extreme. harold turns and sees cole kayaking down a nearby stream. extremely gay that is. hey apu! cole laughs. kumar tries to ignore him. who's running the quik-e-mart while you're gone? cole pounds fists with his friends. oh yeah? what are you gonna do about it, mr. miagi? cole gets in the crane position a la the karate kid. harold is quiet for a moment as he looks at cole's little racist routine. he then lets out a little laugh. i know extreme sports punk #1, i know. the extreme sports punks walk away, leaving cole by himself.