excellent, kumar. i have to say you're one of the best applicants i've ever interviewed. not that it's a surprise. your father is very respected in his field. you know he and i had some pretty wild times when we were in med school.
yeah. we started our own basketball team-- the hemoglobin trotters.  yeah, we were crazy. kumar nods and smiles. woodruff finally stops laughing.
anyway-- just one more question. what are some potential symptoms of pancreatitis?
mr. patel. this is supposed to be a proper interview. do you actually believe after the way you've behaved that i would ever even consider recommending you for admission?
but. you have perfect mcat scores!