no problem at all. saw you boys stranded there and thought to myself, "what would jesus do?" harold and kumar look at each other. they then notice a jesus christ bobble-head doll on the dashboard.
so, you boys worship christ? the guys look at each other again, not sure how to respond.
pleasure's all mine. after a while, harold starts to notice that they're driving in the middle of a dark woods. it looks very sketchy.
don't worry. my place isn't too far from here. once we get there, i'll have your ride fixed up in a jiffy. the guys silently continue driving, until kumar notices a
i heard every word you said. freak show doesn't say anything else. harold and kumar don't know how to react. they feel really uncomfortable. the fact that nothing happens makes it all the more awkward for them.
now it's gonna take me a little while here, so if you boys like you can go inside, wash up, fuck my wife, have something to drink, watch tv-- anything you want. mi casa es su casa. just don't do anything jesus wouldn't do. freak show gives harold a pat on the back and starts changing the tire. kumar and harold look at each other. slowly, they walk towards freak show's house.
hey boys-- i changed your tire.  freak show sees harold with liane.
what the hell are you doing with my wife!
i most certainly did not say that!
are you sure?
oh. my mistake then.
well, since we're all here, why not make it a foursome?
who wants the first reach-around?