kenneth park. class of 2004. is it true you're an analyst at brewster keegan?
awesome! kenneth high-fives with the nerdy asian student next to him. he then raises his hand again. harold rolls his eyes.
uh, this is actually a two-part question. i'm applying for a summer internship at brewster keegan, and i was wondering a) what it's like being an investment banker and b) if you would write me a recommendation.
pot brownies for everyone! kenneth throws some pot brownies in the air. people grab at them. harold and kumar can't believe it. two cute asian chicks approach kenneth.
to tell you the truth, i'm running low. but a quick titty flash may persuade me. the korean chicks look at each other. "should we?" "okay!" they lift up their shirts and bras, revealing their boobs.