oh, nothing. it's just been a long week. how about you?
really?
actually, i'm probably gonna work out a little bit, clean up the apartment, and then go over to my boyfriend's place. he's cooking me a really nice dinner.
oh wait, i meant the exact opposite of that. i'll actually probably just sit on my ass, eat a pint of hagaan daz, and watch blind date.
maybe.
bye.
i love you, harold.
oh harold! yes! yes! oh, god-- you have the biggest dick of all time! it's so long! and wide, for that matter! suddenly, harold turns and sees the burger shack employee lying down near them. he is staring at them, with no expression on his face, with his hand down his pants-- rubbing his penis furiously. harold is disturbed.
don't worry about him.  maria rolls over so she's on top of harold. she starts