is there a problem? ever hear of jaywalking?
yeah, like i give a fuck. i'm writing you up a ticket. officer palumbo begins writing a ticket. kumar walks over, flabbergasted.
who the fuck are you, shitwad?
pipe down and give me your id.
yeah, that's not the best tone to use on a cop who could bust your ass.
yeah, koo-mar. bust your ass. what's with that name -- koo-mar -- with like three o's and shit. what happened to good old fashioned american names like dave, jim.  harold points to his id.
yes. harold. that's a great name. you should be proud of that name, son.
as you were, ladies. kumar grabs the ticket from harold and looks at it.
hey, hands down! no sudden moves! harold puts his hands down and kumar continues his rant, with palumbo improvising little responses.
thanks, mrs. ogelthorpe. your donation to our police charity is very appreciated.
oh, i'm sure he won't. not after the talk we had, right brad? officer palumbo gives hippie asshole a threatening look.
finally, some action! i'm going! another cop, officer martone, gets up.
you thought you could get away with this, huh?
shit! jackson's trying to escape! tarik looks up from his book.
stop trying to escape!
i'm not racist! this is bullshit! if those black bastards think they're gonna get away with this, they've got another thing coming! me and my white buddies are gonna them up! officer palumbo gets shoved forcefully into the back of a police car. harold and kumar enjoy this.