wait-- we're watching the gift on hbo.
we're talking about katie holmes here. you would never think a sweet, innocent girl like her would ever take her top off. which is precisely why we have to watch her do it.
that's a very vulgar statement.
touch. anyway, if you guys want to wait till the movie's over.  harold and kumar have already shut the door.
we got the munchies, so we're out trying to find a hot dog heaven.
what about you guys? how was white castle?
apologize to hashem.
just apologize!
you really need to meet a girl.
oh no! no more detours! let's just stick with the plan and get to krispee kreme. you guys wouldn't believe some of the weird shit we've been through the last couple hours. harold and kumar look at each other-- "if they only knew"