detention. on the first day? go on, ron. i ignored one from my gran once. and it was horrible. why is it always me? harry, i don't know who did it, but. you'd better come. haven't any of the teachers noticed that the slytherins are all safe? isn't it obvious all this stuff's coming from slytherin? the heir of slytherin, the monster of slytherin -- why don't they just chuck all the slytherins out?