up. get up! now! here he comes the birthday boy! why don't you just cook the breakfast and try not to burn anything. i want everything to be perfect for my dudley's special day! aren't they wonderful darling? now, now, now, this is what we're going to do. is that when we go out we're going to buy you 2 new presents. how's that pumpkin? it should be a lovely day at the zoo. i'm really looking forward to it. have a lovely day at the office, dear. of course we knew. how could you not be? my perfect being who she was. oh i remember the day she got her letter. my parents were so proud. we have a witch in the family. isn't it wonderful? i was the only one who saw her for what she was. a freak. and then she met that potter, and then she had you and i knew you would be the same just as strange just as abnormal. and then, if you please, she got herself blown up, and we got landed with you.