do you want to go ahead?
go ahead? you've only got two things.
well, technically it's six. and i'm still mulling over a gum purchase. so.
really?
no, it's - charming. congratulations.
yes, you did. trust me - it's fate. you were meant to have that cooler.
i think you were telling me how you don't want to be like your mom and wake up and realize you didn't pursue your dreams.
it's ok. i might even be able to help you out. there's a guy at my firm who has exclusively music clients.
ok. look. i'm married. i don't do this.
help hot pilates instructing singers who happen to be very charming.
right. ok. i guess that would be ok.
a prospective client.
i can talk to a woman neil. it doesn't have to be like that.
just drive.
hey, anna. what's up?
look, i just. i can't anna. you seem great. it's just - i don't know. i should go. take care.
hey, anna. this is ben. look, i know it's been a little while since you called. i just - it took me by surprise. but i offered to help you with your career, and i don't see why i can't do that, right? so, give me a call. maybe you can come by the office this week or something. okay, take care. bye.
shit - you scared me.
yeah. everything's fine. why?
no, sweetie. why?
i'm not smoking. so, why don't we worry about what color we're gonna paint this room, instead of worrying about things that aren't happening?
pink? seriously?
you sure we're ready for this now?
you've already created the perfect family in this house, and we don't even have drywall.
i think we're almost ready to start talking about it.
i know it's here somewhere. i spoke to george lane in music, and he gave me this whole list of references for you.
i swear i didn't lure you here under false pretenses.
we'd been together since college. she gave me an ultimatum: we get married or we break up. so, we got married.
it's complicated.
you're a dick if you date a girl for too long, and don't marry her. but you marry her, and then you're an asshole for marrying her before you're ready. shit - i don't know.
you're really hot and i'm obviously attracted to you, but i guess the best i can do is eventually find this piece of paper, and call you, and hope i help in some small way with your career, and be happy about that.
so, we ran into each other.
i didn't know it was your class.
but you didn't call me back.
we ran into each other.
exactly. thank you.
i was just thinking - why can't we be friends? am i not allowed to make friends anymore? am i not allowed to be friends with hot people? what kind of reverse prejudice is that?
i think i just fell in love. a girl who talks about a dry hump.
classy is lame.
totally.
i'm sorry. i don't trust myself.
you may be the best friend i've ever had.
different how?
well that's an odd thing to say.
what?
are you serious? we have like eight thousand undocumented workers in this house daily. you find cigarettes, and you automatically assume they're mine?
honey, i'm not lying. and you are really freaking out. i think the renovation is getting to you because nothing is going on. just please - relax.
this boat is sick. how come you never invited me out before?
it's ok.
yeah. pretty much.
i think she's been busy getting ready for her sister's funeral though, so.
wedding. her sister's wedding. what did i say?
no, i didn't. shit, did i?
really? why not? that's what women do.
yup.
no.
i love janine.
wait. stop.
shit. this is bad.
i am so into you.
i'm lying here watching you and i seriously have never felt this way before. i have to forcibly make my brain stop thinking about you. i mean, all the time.
because i don't do stuff like this.
like having sex with women who are not my wife.
what's second of all?
i thought second of all was going to make me feel better.
i have to tell her.
i have to tell her.
i want to be with you. and i can't do that if i'm lying to her.
no. that's the laminate.
no. but it looks exactly the same - at like one one hundredth of the cost.
but you can't even tell the difference.
then what's the point?
i don't think it's pretending --
you're right. i'm sorry. you're totally right.
i slept with someone.
that is not why i -
i'm sorry. i'm so sorry.
what? why does that matter?
no. no. i haven't.
look, i talked to neil, and he said i could stay on his boat for a while if --
no. no. i just assumed that you wouldn't want me to --
i just assumed that once i told you, you would want me -- out.
no.
it was all you, babe.
this is really good news.
yep. i was sitting right there.
how is it that every time i see your body, i'm shocked at how beautiful it is?
dana, i need to go over the offering statement. can i get a few minutes?
shit. i told dana to get this lock fixed. one sec.
i'd never get anything done if i didn't.
of course.
what are you doing?
janine, what are you doing?
honey, did you hear what i just said? i gotta get this offering statement out.
of course i do.
i really gotta get this stuff done.
i love you too.
i had no choice. what was i supposed to do when she -
i didn't want to do it, anna. you know that it's you i want to be with -
shit.