yeah. but don't worry - not one of the cheesy ones who puts his headshot on bus benches and grocery carts.
you got it.
my thoughts exactly.
yeah, i don't know, i ummm -
you want one more?
umm. ok. sure. one more.
you had ketel and soda, right?
yeah. it was really nice meeting you.
hey, it's me. i just wanted you to know that i was thinking about you.
fine. you know.
why are you here?
you didn't hear the phone ring, did you?
shit. anna gave me the "i'll call you right back."
22 minutes.
do i call back?
i know. i'll call back and say that i'm going to bed.
it is genius. because then i can say: "in case you were going to call me back - don't - 'cause i'll be sleeping."
i am so psyched that you called.
i had sort of given up on you when you didn't call me back the other night.
ok. give me the categories again.
i love that you are hot for clinton.
what was i again?
ok. you're sexy. very sexy. and cute.
well, i sound like a jackass if i say you're all four. but you're so obviously all four. especially sexy.
oh. ok. i mean, you could just stay here tonight.
what? it's been a while.
sure. of course.
hey, it's conor. anna's - uh - friend. or whatever.
i'm not sure about this.
yeah. i hope so. but, like - did you have to put me on the page with the massage ads?
ok. you're right. hey, have you talked to anna lately?
what is it?
tim buckley. nice.
no. she did not.
umm - i don't think so -
wow. that's - unbelievable.
that's funny, because, i mean, i guess i kinda did. anna and i met at a restaurant. that serves coffee. so, not a coffee shop, but. still -
are you kidding? i like your mom. she's cool.
so, you want another -- foot rub?
i'd be into that.
yep.
funny.
it's for work. i'm trying to expand my client base.
no. by being more gay friendly.
nice. i may have to use that.
i'm gonna try something else. this may be too much.
it's not that she won't sleep with me douchebag. i have slept with her. it's just, you know, she. um.
pretty much, yeah. so, what do you think?
hello, my name is conor. please sign in whenever you get a chance.
i know. your friend mary's a genius.
you got a class?
sure.
what?
i'm not sure i get your meaning.
it's killing me. literally. i'm dying.
i just - i have no idea what she's doing. i cannot read her signals - at all. we used to sleep together - all the time. well, that's not true, i don't know why i said that, it wasn't all the time. but it did happen - i know i'm not making this up. and then, out of nowhere, it stops. but she still calls, she stops by, she sleeps on my couch, she wants a massage, she leaves cute messages - but it never goes anywhere. i mean, what is she doing?
you're right. that's no help at all.
see, why did you call me sweetie?
why?
i want to say something, ok? i mean, we call each other sweetie, and we fall asleep on the phone after talking for hours and i washed your hair for you after you had that shoulder surgery and everything - it's like we're together.
let me finish. maybe it's my fault. maybe i haven't been clear about what i want. so let me be clear. i love hanging out, but i am so attracted to you, and i just - i want both. i want to make love to you. i know that sounds kind of embarrassing coming out of my mouth - i just freaked myself out, too - but it's true. and i'm not sure what happened, or why we stopped - but i don't really care. i just --
what?
i'm talking about really doing this. like a full-on relationship.
with me.
did a bunch of gay people put you up to this?
i know it's crazy. but it's a neighborhood "in transition."
yeah. hip gay people, young couples, young families.
well, the open house is tomorrow. but i have this one buyer. i mean, i want to see if his girlfriend likes it first -
i mean, i had this idea -
no, an idea. for this house. for - me. to buy. and hopefully, if you like it and things continue to - you know.
anna, look. i have a plan. i know where my life is going. and i want you to go with me. i mean - i'm not saying you have to move in now or anything - i just - i don't want to buy a place that you couldn't - at some point - see yourself moving into.
so what do you think? i mean gut reaction. i always go with my gut when it comes to real estate or ---
ok. if it's too fast -
you don't want it with me.
so, i have a question.
is it too late to dial it back to before - and just keep sleeping together?
because i thought that really - you know - gelled.
you, too.
would you like to dance?