i heard it that time! another gunshot! from the woods! keep going until you hit the clearing! call in! i heard something out there. i'm checking it out. think what i heard was just a stinking owl. all i got is two kids making out in the backseat of a car. should i pry them apart? what's the deal? that's kurt kelly! oh my god, suicide? why? oh man, they were fags! ah jesus h. fuck. kurt was a parade magazine honorable mention. wait a second. how did they shoot each other if we heard two separate sets of gunshots? oh the humanity.