come on people, let's give that leftover lunch money to people without lunches! those tater tots you threw away today are a delicacy in africa! they're thanksgiving dinner!
dennis, my man, run over to mickey d.'s and get me a big mac and some fries.
hey, even bob geldof's got to eat. if it makes you feel better, bag the fries, and nab yourself an apple pie.
a dime increases the time! a buck brings good luck! hi veronica. a five keeps the neighborhood alive! a ten and you die without sen!
heather and i used to go together, but she said i was boring. i realize now i wasn't really boring. she was just dissatisfied with her life.
the day i won her that stuffed rhino at the 4-h fair, she said to me.
dear god, make sure this never happens to me. i do not think i could handle suicide and that's the god's honest truth. pardon the pun. fast-early-acceptance- into-an-ivy-league-school-and- please-let-it-be-harvard. amen.
great. heather gets the headline and i get crammed in by the taco bell coupon.
shut up, courtney.
let me show you that lunchtime poll topic, veronica.
i rarely listen to neanderthals like kurt kelly bu-ut he said you were bent over like a coffee table with kurt going in one end and ram coming in the other. pardon the pun.
westerburg? a happy family?