where am i?
well look at my clothes! who's gonna pay for the dry cleaning? and where am i? i demand that you return me to my office immediately.
gee, i don't know. i already have a boyfriend.
look, we're different, okay? let's leave it at that.
 but mixed marriages just don't work. what if you get tired of me and run off with a vibrator or something?
 alright, alright. i'll marry you - but on one condition .  i want a jewish wedding.
well, find me a robot-rabbi!