the hebrew hammer! my main kike!
well it's okay when we call each other that.
so morde-chai, tell me, what brings your bad self down to the klf?
oh, most definitely. got the brothers here in full alert mode.
gotta always be cool under pressure. you know what i'm sayin.
word is that papa's got a brand new bag, and it's velvety red, and it ain't gonna be overnight fed-exed to jerusalem. if you know what i mean.
oh. it means that santa's gonna fuck hanukkah's shit up.
i don't. but i know somebody who does.
jamal, i'd like for you to meet the hebrew hammer.
i'd like for you to tell him what you told me.
he's new. he's still got a long way to go before he understands the true meaning of kwanzaa.
you watch your back hammer. hanukkah might just be his first move. for all we know kwanzaa could be next. there's a lot of brothers counting on you. if you fail.
it's cool. it's cool. aveenooh shalom alechem, brother.
asalam alekem.
what's wrong with him?
i wanted to ask you, how were you able to pinpoint the exact location of santa's workshop? we've been trying to gain that piece of surveillance for years.
cool. what's it do?
man, that's far out! hey, the jets won!
porno? you're tellin' me that you can get porno on that thing?
gettin' freaky with a what?
oy vey, that's almost as bad. that's tawanda getting freaky with a notorious white supremacist.
where's the white out button on this thing?
what just happened?
yeah.
what are you doing?
i knew that.
well, that was easy.
a stereo type alarm system?
how do we bypass it?
listen cat, i'll have you know that i hate the taste of watermelon and am a terrible basketball player.
it's all clear. let's go.
hammer, no!
what are you doing?
there's tiny tim.
i'll take tiny tim. you go find your woman.
now i'm gonna do to you what i should have done earlier.
hammer, you alright?