is he real? oh yeah -- absolutely. i haven't talked about it for years, you know? everyone called me crazy. but i have the negative. it all started back in 44. i was a corps photographer aboard an allied submarine. and no one has ever seen it. they keep saying he's not real, but i want to set the record straight before i go. here. the real picture, not the retouched one in life magazine. this is him. the very same night we found him. the night broom gave him that name. can i say it on tv? he called him --