fuck off! hey, fool, it's about your friend -- what's his name. your brother-in- law. the controversial and reclusive american poet simon grim has been awarded the nobel prize in literature. the swedish academy, who will confer the award late next week, praised mr grim for works of great and difficult striving, for the rendering of the desperate, the ugly and the mundane in a language packed with our shared human frailties. he's a fraud. stir things up so as to stay in the newspapers. that's his racket. poet, my ass! i could puke all over a piece a loose leaf and be more profound than he is!