excuse me? i'm looking for deejay rob gordon. i'm caroline fortis from the reader. i want to do a story on you. well, i used to go to the dodger on your nights, and i saw you're doing it again and that your putting out a record, and it's sort of a then-and- now story against the backdrop of the chicago music scene with the emphasis on now. i thought i would ask you a few questions if that's okay. so. is now a good time? right. so. you must have an enormous record collection. yeah, well. let's see. what are you're all-time top five records? your desert island top-five. is there a difference? nevermind. any five. so four more. well if one of them is this "sin city" thing -- look if you can't think of anything, it doesn't matter. i'll do one. my five favorite from the old days at the dodger. fine. that's great. well, i wouldn't mind a quick chat, if you got the time. that's five. so. why did you decide to deejay again? nice friend. what's his name? "music for old people." what does that mean? okay. "dance music for old people?" and the new label? and the kinky wizards? would you? really? wow. i could have deejay rob gordon play in my own home.