this is vice president questular rontok. i am speaking to the kidnapper of the president. surrender your stolen vessel at once or we will take action as defined and permitted by section 1.8 of the galactic interstellar space bi-laws.
you do realize he did what he did because he knew this is what you would do.
don't you think this many ships is a bit, oh i don't know -- excessive?
you are aware, commander, that the president kidnapped himself.
do you have any idea how ridiculous this is?
this is ridiculous! what do you need, an executive order? fine. i order you. stop doing this! go and get him!
but i'm acting president!
commander! the president is the kidnapper!
there they are!
they're coming here!? but they've only accomplished half the mission. what about zaphod? he must face justice!!
what!? he's here?! zaphod is here!? let's go get him!
commander?
yes! this is more like it.
this is insanity!
it's a towel! it's only a towel!! get him!!
shoot me. please zaphod. shoot me.
oh man! i love being me!!