i guess if i had to choose i'd say.  mmmmmm.  sandra good. she seemed like a nice girl, i mean in a psycho kind of way.
sqeaky! no way, she ain't that hot.
yeah but, she reminds me of this chick that i remember from fourth grade.  called a.  shit, what did we call her? oh yeah, patty pee-pee pants.  when ever she got called on by miss chumski, this chick would piss in her pants and start bawling.
better than pissing.  anyway so, what's your choice?
yeah, no shit.
oh yeah, i forgot about her. she was pretty hot.
i thought she tried to murder a witness for the prosecution.
dude, talk about baggage, that ain't no carry-on shit, that's some heavy duty samsonite shit.
hot has got nothing to do with it.
hold on, i've heard this before.  but i can't remember the end.
shit, we really need to find some gas.
yeah.
oh yeah, i remember now.
i dunno.  we'll ask around as we get closer. man, i really don't want to run out of gas out here in the middle of petticoat junction, man.
perfect.
i'll pump the gas. go inside and see if it's worth thinking about.
how awesome?
wake up the chicks and bust out the camera awesome?
how long have you been running this place?
no, really.
the duke?
you mean john wayne?
yeah, i was never that big of a western fan. i like science fiction.
you see me and my friends are writing a book on offbeat roadside attractions. you know all the crazy shit you see when you drive cross country.
but if you did.
but suppose for a second you did.
no, no i think it's really interesting.
we'll need pictures of the inside too.
i like sleep.
what does it look like?
how much further?
i don't know.
what's that?
way out here?
it's a girl.
we can't leave her out here in the rain.  maybe we can just drop her at the next rest area.
she looks like she stinks.
where ya headed?
where's that?
what about the tree?
which way?
i don't know. looks like some kind of animal.
there's a dog in the road.
he won't move.
there's not enough room.
hey, he moved.
oh yeah, i heard about that. i always thought it was bullshit.
fuck. i think we blew a tire.
ok, let's relax. i'll check it, maybe i'm wrong. don't everybody freak out just yet.
gee, ya think it wouldn't be too much trouble.
i hope you fixed the spare like i asked ya.
jesus christ, jerry.
you're a real fucking piece of work.
well, i got some bad news and some bad news.
and the spare is safely sitting in jerry's garage.
i guess i'll try to back it out on the rim.  at least to the main road.
fine. i'll go straight.
fine! i'll go straight!
fuck! we are fucked!
ok, whatever. let's go get your brother's truck. faster we get the truck, faster we get out of here.
forget it. i'll just go.
don't worry, i'll be quick. just stay here, no sense everybody getting drenched.
don't worry, i'll be right back.
thanks.
how much further?
well, yeah, kind of.
christ, you scared the shit out of me.
is your brother ready to go?
he left!
so, you live here alone.  i mean with just your brother?
um, yeah sure, i guess.
thank you.
hey, um.  . what kind of animal is that?
mmmmm, this is tasty.
i wonder what time it is. seems kind of late.
what? no, i'm was worried that.  i was just wondering what's taking so long.
that's not something to joke about.
hey, great they're back.
mary, i'm sorry but he left without me. mary.  come on, you don't think i'd leave you stranded out there.
yeah, maybe r.j. could just tow us and our car to the nearest garage.
the yard, what's that?
whatever it is just do it. the more we play along the faster we'll get the hell out of here.
is that why he wears the mask?
whatever, at this point all i care about is food. i'm starving and i got a fucking killer headache.
didn't look like chicken to me, more like fried pussy cat.
here we go.
from a captain spaulding down at some museum.
what's he so excited about?
just grin and bear it.
well, ya can't complain i never take you anyplace.
i can't believe what i'm seeing.
just sit back and enjoy the show.
man, it's already ten thirty.
yeah, i'd say at this point all we can do is just wait it out. there's nothing else.
quiet.
don't look back, just get in the car.
almost there.
i gotta open the gate.
it won't work.