you punch in at 8:30 every morning except you punch in at 7:30 following a business holiday unless it's a monday and then you punch in at eight o'clock! you punch in at 7:45 whenever we work extended day and you punch out at the regular time unless you've worked through lunch!
punch in late and they dock ya!
incoming articles, get a voucher! outgoing articles, provide a voucher! move any article without a voucher and they dock ya!
letter size a green voucher! folder size a yellow voucher! parcel size a maroon voucher!
wrong color voucher and they dock ya! six-seven-eight-seven-zero-four- niner-alpha-slash-six! that is your employee number! it will not be repeated! without your employee number you cannot cash your paycheck!
inter-office mail is code 37! intra- office mail is 37-dash-3! outside mail is 3-dash 37! code it wrong and they dock ya!
this has been your orientation! is there anything you do not understand? is there anything you understand only partially? if you have not been fully oriented -- if there is something you do not understand in all of its particulars you must file a complaint with personnel! file a faulty complaint.  and they dock ya!