hiya, buddy! the name is buzz, i got the fuzz. i make the elevator do what she duzz! hang it up to dry. what's your pleasure, buddy? forty-four, the top brass floor say, buddy! what takes fifty years to get up to the top floor and thirty seconds to get down? waring hudsucker! na-ha-ha-ha-ha! say, buddy! mr. kline, up to nine. mrs. dell, personnel. mr. levin, thirty-seven. walk down. ladies and gentlemen, step to the rear; here comes gargantuan mr. grier. say, buddy! who's the most liquid businessman on the street? waring hudsucker! na-ha-ha-ha-ha! say, buddy! when is the sidewalk fully dressed? when it's 'wearing' hudsucker! na-ha-ha-ha! ya get it, buddy, it's a pun, it's a knee-slapper, it's a play on jesus, joseph and mary, is that a blue letter?! cripes a'mighty, whyn't ya tell a guy?! hold on, folks, we're express to the top floor! good luck, buddy! -- you'll need it! say, buddy! where'd ya get the new duds? and say, buddy! how'd old bucketbutt like his blue letter? na-ha-ha-ha-ha! did he bust a gut? did he die? did he -- well, hello, mr. mussburger, sir. how're you this fine morning, sir? right away, mr. mussburger sir. my pleasure, sir. it's been a pleasure serving you, mr. mussburger. and it's been a pleasure serving you too, uh. buddy. say, buddy, here's the whiskey you asked f -- happy days, buddy. and i'll tell your secretary you're not to be disturbed. yowzuh!! looks like ya nodded off there, buddy! say, ya got a minute? i like to think so! it's this little idea i been working on! ya see, i don't intend to be an elevator boy forever! take a look at this sweet baby! ya get it, buddy? incredibly convenient, isn't it? ya see -- -- this is how it works, it's these little ridges on the side that give it its whammy! see, ya don't have to drink like this anymore -- -- now you can drink like this -- i call it the buzz-sucker, get it, buddy? -- after me! buzz! why, people are just dyin' for a product like this, and the great thing is we won't have to charge an arm and a -- huh?! but, buddy -- yeah, but, buddy -- but, buddy -- but, buddy, you were -- geez, i'm sorry, buddy -- wuddya mean, buddy? awwww, buddy -- aw, please, sir -- this job, it's all i got! i understand if ya don't like the buzz-sucker! just lemme keep my job, i'm prayin' to ya! i'm sorry, buddy. i'm sorry. aw, buddy, i don't care about that. nah, that's all forgotten. sure, mr. muss -- uh, sid said i could have the job back. but he told me you stole that swell hoop idea from me. what gives! say, that was a swell idea! and sid says you stole it! think about that, idea man!!