you know i can't do that. what does her mother say? she's overheated and not eating enough. how often are you feeding her? what's a lot? babies need food every two hours, sam. what time does the little diamond wake up? okaaaay. well, let's assume she's up at six. keep your tv on nickelodeon. i want you to feed her first while "bewitched" is on. then again, when "hogan's heroes" starts. after that, well until "father knows best" i'm not a baby-sitter. i'm too busy. did you teach her that? and people worry you're not smart. this is mozart. he did twenty-two variations of "twinkle twinkle little star". you smell good. you can tell a lot about a person by their smell. if they've got too much perfume on they're covering something up. you gotta watch someone who smells like soap. gotta wonder what their priorities are. nervous people. people who try too hard. they smell like fish. but you. you smell like milk. milk and hope. thanks. lucy! come back here! come back! "lucy in the sky with diamonds" i can't. i'd make it worse for you. i can't do it. don't you think i would if i could? tell them to take me quickly. yes. summa cum laud. never. never. look at lucy. she's strong, she's able to display true empathy for people, all kinds of people. i know you all think she's as bright as she is despite him. but it's because of him. yes. he's learning. i don't know about you, mr. turner, but my fondest memories of my parents have nothing to do with times tables or state capitals. yes. all the time. the last question was whether to use biz or clorox to get the grass stains out of lucy's soccer uniform. mr. turner, show me a father, any father, who knows how to do that and i'll give them the parent of the year award. i had twenty eight years in the world to observe all kinds of fathers. noooooooo! i'm ready now.