ha! what's wrong with your father? why's he acting like a retard? are you? are you sure? how do you know? but he's a retard. and i thought my dad was a dork. no. i bet she already knows. oh brother! make me! he touched me! i've got cooties! i've got cooties! you don't have to call him "daddy". she says you're not her real father, anyway. she's adopted!