you know what i want to do to you . right now, don't you? there's gotta be somewhere we can be alone.
just for a minute, baby. i got something i wanna tell you.
i'll talk real slow.
you're the most beautiful woman in the bar tonight, jules.
that's right. it's how the species survives. you'll never convince me otherwise. wanna dance?
worse comes to worse, you can stand there and watch me.
where i come from, you want to snatch the goodies, you got to at least talk to them first.
hey, baby, we gonna get tropical or we gonna get tropical?
is there a problem here?
something is gonna hit your butt if you don't quit complaining.
can't talk right now.
are we there yet?
i feel like i'm still on that thing.
i can get used to this.
yes, ma'am.
not possible.
i'll scare somebody up.
nice dog.
what's your problem, buddy?
okay, we get it. it's old.
we will, baby. all this means is we got the whole island to ourselves.
somebody's gone tropical on us, baby. tropical!
guess the capital of brazil --
promised me what, baby? i made all my promises to william.
tell me this ain't the bar scene.
planter's punch, singapore sling, or how about a mai-tai?
the last day of the season. yeah, we heard.
what's the matter, boy trouble?
he leave you?
pretty cool bar.
go baby! go!
why?
ah, baby, let's stay right here.
i like the sound of this.
hello?
baby, i finally got you alone in this jacuzzi and i don't wanna be discussin' hair care.
too late for that. we're miles from anywhere, baby. no one's gonna hear you scream.
i'd hate for you to have to blow. your whistle.
what's the policy on burnin' herb?
there's ten people on this whole island and they're all gonna end up in this jacuzzi with us.
crowded.
yeah. find another jacuzzi.
julie thinks there's a dead guy in the closet.
the rest of us see bathrobes.
fine. show me the body.
there's a storm coming?
this ain't the romantic weekend i had in mind.
oh, look. another day in paradise with julie-your-tour-director. miss psychotic episode.
see any dead bodies out there? any fresh kill? how 'bout freddy, jason?
i'm just saying what all of you are thinking. it's bad enough gettin' rained out without having to hold her hand the whole time.
where is everybody?
shut up.
they're around. they just don't care about us 'cause we're the contest winners. let's go find stoner boy. make his lazy butt hook us up with fishing poles or ping-pong paddles or something.
hey -- shut up, okay?
you coming?
hey, bong marley. come here.
i'm gonna kill you, bong boy.
thanks. i gotta find me a pool boy.
take this.
julienne of pool boy.
hey, pool boy.
what the -- ?
cyanide? like poison gas? you mean, somebody really killed him. omigod. think. think.
get back --
hang on.
yo, brooks, listen up -- whoa --
somebody. is a sick, fingerpainting psycho.
they were cut loose.
who?
we're on an island, miles from anywhere. i don't give a crap about you're fisherman. there's dead bodies pilling up everywhere and there's one guy missing --
estes! that's exactly who it is. that old guy knows something. we can sit here and wait for him to pick us off or we can go find him first.
yo, freak boy --
we're gonna find some weird crap in here.
i told you.
missing a hair tie?
we found our guy.
we gotta find flashlights, torches, guns if they got 'em, anything that'll help.
wait. maybe he's down there collecting the body parts.
yeah, wait right here, it's the safest place.
here's youre killer --
you've got all these theories but where is he? where? where's your fisherman killer?
you never do. the guy at the nightclub, the body in your room last night. little notes that only mean something to you. how do we even know you're not the one behind this --
show us.
what is up with that weirdo?
i'll come with you.
i'm not hiding up no tree. i'm with her. let's arm ourselves to the teeth and kick this psycho's butt.
what i need is a gun. not a steak knife.
forget that. you didn't do nothing. this fisherman's a piece of scum. i should've been listening to you.  i'm sorry.
i don't know, but i'm starving.
steel door. food. perfect.
it's just a --
don't kill me --
and so could you -- crazy fool.
must have missed the sign.
don't even get her started. it's a long, long story and you probably wouldn't believe a word of it.