what the hell is the point of having a beeper if you don't turn it on? started this morning. every channel is making like it's nineteen fifty. snow, static, all kinds of distortions. no one knows what the hell is going on. so sue me. please, would i be this panicked if it was that simple? we've tried. it's not working. it's almost as though they weren't even there. please, tell me you're getting something. what's the bad news? and the good news is you won't charge me. that's the good news? and we'll be the only guys in town with a clear picture? that's my man. huh? oh, good, hood. can you believe this? haven't you been watching? feel no shame in hiding. oh shit, i better call my wife. i know, babycakes. calm down. what happened? babycakes, pack the kids up and take them to your mother's. don't ask. go. not really. a countdown to what? then what? i gotta call my brother, my bookie, my lawyer. fuck my lawyer.