what are you waiting? my social security will expire, you'll still be sitting there.
so think already.
again he's thinking.
you don't move soon. i'll begin to decompose.
i'm only saying, it's been what? four years, you still haven't signed your divorce papers.
three, four. move on. it's not healthy.
how many times is that now? you trying to get fired?
that's not checkmate i can still.  oh. you could let an old man win once in a while, it wouldn't kill you.
the television said they've started with the looting already vultures.
you want to borrow the car? you don't have a license.
it's the white house, for crying out loud. you can't just drive up and ring the bell.
you think they don't know what you know? believe me, they know. she works for the president. they know everything.
and you're going to educate them? tell me something, you're so smart how come you spent eight years at m.i.t. to become a cable repairman?
all i'm saying is they've got people who handle these things, david. they want hbo, they'll call you.
the whole world is trying to get out of washington and we're the only schmucks trying to get in.
you think an important person like constance is going to be listed?
oh my god!
not listed, huh?
spunky?
you try martin?
so what do i know?
so, you want to ring the bell or should i?
it's perfect the line is busy?
you can do that?
very nice.
sure he'll listen. why wouldn't he?
you punched the president in the face?
punched the president? oh my god.
if i had known i was going to meet the president, i'd a worn a tie. look at me, i look like a schlemiel.
not on his desk.
moishe martinsburg, mr. president.
it's air force one for crying out loud. still he gets sick?
look at me, like a rock. good weather, bad, doesn't matter. we can go up and down, back and forth, side to side.
what i say?
think nothing of it, spanky.
all he could think about was getting to you. there's still love there i think.
all you need is love. john lennon. smart man. shot in the back, very sad.
don't tell him to shut up! you'd all be dead, were it not for my david. you didn't do anything to prevent this!
don't give me unprepared! since nineteen fifty whatever you guys have had that space ship, the thing you found in new mexico.
what was it, roswell? you had the space ship, the bodies, everything locked up in a bunker, the what is it, area fifty one. that's it! area fifty one. you knew and you didn't do nothing!
you didn't think they actually spent ten thousand dollars for a hammer and thirty thousand for a toilet seat, did you?
never any space ships recovered by the government, huh?
david, david! what the hell are you doing!?
this i can see.
david, you're drunk.
i think you better sleep this off. go back inside before you catch a cold.
what'd i say?
david, take these.
i want you should know, i'm very proud of you, son.
my last two. with my blessings.
it's okay.