u.s. forestry. could you step out of the tent please?
i don't blame you. you're less than a hundred yards from the nearest den. that's why i came over here to talk to you. do you have some identification?
you mind if i take a look in your tent?
you're not the character who knocked down our sign, are ya?
because there was a sign indicating that camping was allowed by permit only.
no, i'm sure you don't. listen, it looks like you've got your food secured pretty good, so i'm not gonna make you move on tonight. but, these bears out here are nursing young and you know how that goes. next time, stop at the rangers station and get yourself a permit.
be careful.