nothing safer than pulling over two nerdy white guys in their forties.
are you drunk?
then you're going to jail. blow in here, son.
i don't think you can afford my bribe, son.
at least five grand.
i need to feel that i've got some sense of integrity.
whoa, that's off the charts. step out of the car, son. you're drunk and going to jail.
oh.
damn thing must be broken.
son, you might want to drive yourself to the nearest hospital. you have food poisoning or some kind of flu.
maybe you oughta drive, son.