so they fucking fired you, huh dipshit? i always knew the black plague would never work as a movie. guess the 1300's were as much of a loser as you are.
i fucking always hated you. you're a shitty writer assigned to a shitty century and you're a little man bitch. but i was always threatened by you because i knew there was something different about you that i didn't understand and i fucking hate things i don't understand. but you will always be a loser and i will always be more successful than you in nearly every way. that's just the way it is. and shelley calls you an ass fag behind your back.
come to beg for your old job back? hey everybody, here's the loser who thought the black plague would make for an interesting film. good luck, douche bag. freaking loser.
what's up? wow, i can't wait to have sex with you.
oh hey there, mark. you look like trash. come on jennifer, let's go have some fun. and then have some sex.
i do.
i dunno.
oh, look at that. so they are. you've got pretty blue eyes.
can we get on with this?
oh come on. look at you. you can't be better.
schmuck genes? what's that?
are we married yet? because i've got plans this afternoon.